Michael Szplizinger

Michael, who moonlights as a gothic makeup artist, spends his days contemplating the meaning of life, only to forget and have to start over again the next morning. In between, he finds the time to investigate human interest stories as a correspondent to TheKnish.com.

Email: mikes@ou.org

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Deep Quote

"I don't get it." --my friend Chaim, every issue

Knish Horoscope

Ari/Leo: You'll be the tzenter in shul. For best results, offer to daven for the amud.

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Don't yell Challah Don't Yell Challah in a Crowded Matzah Bakery!: The Book of Kosher L'Pesach Humor & Stress Relief by Mordechai Schmutter will ease those frazzled nerves before, during, and after the hectic Pesach season. Buy two copies so you can keep one Pesachdik.