Michael Szplizinger

Michael, who moonlights as a gothic makeup artist, spends his days contemplating the meaning of life, only to forget and have to start over again the next morning. In between, he finds the time to investigate human interest stories as a correspondent to TheKnish.com.

Email: mikes@ou.org

Articles by Michael Szplizinger:

The Chassidus for the 21st Century (Issue 3)

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