Mike Schmutter

Mordechai "Mike" Schmutter writes a weekly humor column for Hamodia, which [Censored by Hamodia]. He also teaches Language Arts in a yeshiva high school, where he tries to get kids to stop saying, “He’s staying by me in the house.” It’s an uphill battle. He is also the author of the book, Don’t Yell 'CHALLAH!' in a Crowded Matzah Bakery, which turns Passover’s most stressful points into its funniest points, from cleaning electrical outlets with a paper clip to cooking elaborate dishes with no ingredients to telling your kids the story of Passover in a language they understand when they have taken great pains to ask you the Mah Nishtanah in a language neither of you understands. He lives in New Jersey.

Articles by Mike Schmutter:

• Purim Postponed Due to Inclement Weather (Issue 18)
• Protesters Rally Over Lack of Food at Siyum (Issue 19)
• God Kills the Angel of Death (Issue 20)
• Chassid Finds Finger in His Shirayim (Issue 21)
• Runaway Kallah Turns Up With a Veil Over Her Head (Issue 23)
• Archaeologists Uncover Achashveyrosh’s Throne (Issue 25)
• British Officials Bust Man Davening B'Yichidus (Issue 27)