Mordy Ovits

"Mordy" is a pseudonym for a card-carrying, certified computer security geek, as a quick Google search will confirm. His sense of humor must therefore remain secret, so his Knish reporting is under this assumed name. He contributes articles, ideas and editing to TheKnish.com, mostly to upset his numerous enemies. If it's working, please let him know.

Articles by Mordy Ovits:

• Chief Rabbi: Wigs Out (Issue 11)
• Shabbos Goyim Go On Work Stoppage Work Stoppage (Issue 12)
• Shomrim's Finest Clobber Bigfoot to Death (Issue 12)
• West Orange Mother Wins 2004 Kvelling Bee (Issue 12)
• Online Shul Tightens Security After Receiving Abusive Visitors (Issue 12)
• Paskesz Crumbles in Cookie Monster Scandal (Issue 13)
• New Search Engine Jewgle Launches (Issue 13)
• Holy Sheet! Hits the Spot (Issue 16)
• Two Jews Found Holding Same Opinion (Issue 16)
• Deceased Arafat Denies Link to Resurrection Bombers (Issue 16)
• Shadchan World Shocked by Truth Scandal (Issue 16)
• Skivvies Scandal Enters Spin Cycle (Issue 16)
• Derech Pesoyim Launches Campaign to End Fleishig Fear (Issue 16)
• Rabbi Proposes Belting for Belting Tunes (Issue 18)
• Modern Orthodox Conference Largest Ever (Issue 22)
• New Fruit Hits Supermarket Shelves (Issue 25)
• New Site Makes Dates for Apostates (Issue 25)
• N.I.D.D.A.P.C.S. Program Introduced in Lakewood (Issue 25)
• Kashering Dishes to Avoid Broadcasting Television (Issue 25)
• Britney Spears Increases Commitment to Satmar (Issue 27)
• The Hot Chanie Field Guide (Issue 29)
• Taikonaut Finally Arrives With Chinese Food (Issue 4)