Mordy Ovits

employee "Mordy" is a pseudonym for a card-carrying, certified computer security geek, as a quick Google search will confirm. His sense of humor must therefore remain secret, so his Knish reporting is under this assumed name. He contributes articles, ideas and editing to, mostly to upset his numerous enemies. If it's working, please let him know.


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