Martin Bodek

Martin is a recent graduate of the Jon Stewart College of Funny Fake News Delivery, minoring in No Really, This Stuff is True, taught by emeritus Conan O'Brien. In a shameless act of self-promotion, he has linked the Calvin picture to the left to his personal homepage. Mr. Bodek has had several business ventures, all fantastic successes. TheKnish.com is what he's come up with to lower the bar for an actual challenge. He is also a bonafide author, not just a satire writer. Behold!: Bush II, Book I. Eh? Eh? Buy it and Martin will promise to launch Knissues more frequently.

Articles by Martin Bodek:

• Midwood Mother Achieves Rare Naches Triple Crown (Issue 1)
• Streaker Disrupts Circus for Hasidim (Issue 10)
• Palestinian Militants Run Out of Funny Excuses for Suicide Missions (Issue 10)
• Mrs. Adler's Hechsher Removed Due to Immodest Dress on Label (Issue 10)
• Tallis Injuries on the Rise (Issue 10)
• Jews Interested in Controlling Mars (Issue 10)
• Hollywood Introduces Goy Alert System (Issue 10)
• Tony Soprano Put in Cheirem for Keeping Wife an Agunah (Issue 11)
• Palestinian Militants Protest America's Illegal Occupation of Mars (Issue 11)
• Mattel Announces New Jewish Barbie Line (Issue 11)
• David Blainestein Attempts New Jewish Endurance Record (Issue 11)
• Shabbos Goyim Go On Work Stoppage Work Stoppage (Issue 12)
• Shabbos Robes Declared Shatnez; Men Rejoice (Issue 12)
• Health Report: Krazel Payos Syndrome (Issue 12)
• Shomrim's Finest Clobber Bigfoot to Death (Issue 12)
• West Orange Mother Wins 2004 Kvelling Bee (Issue 12)
• Online Shul Tightens Security After Receiving Abusive Visitors (Issue 12)
• Chumradika Rav Releases 2004 Summer Movie Guide (Issue 13)
• Paskesz Crumbles in Cookie Monster Scandal (Issue 13)
• Boro Park Site of First Hocker Depot (Issue 14)
• Satmar Athletes Protest Rule Changes for Olympics (Issue 14)
• Orthodox "Survivor" Driving Tribemates Batty (Issue 15)
• Talibanos Yaakov Announces New Tznius Requirements (Issue 15)
• Jewish Mother Unable to Experience Guilt (Issue 17)
• Jews Protest Friday Christmas Eves (Issue 17)
• Overfishing Places Gefilte on Endangered Species List (Issue 17)
• Rabbi Proposes Belting for Belting Tunes (Issue 18)
• Chazzan Caught Lip-Synching on SML (Issue 18)
• Bar Mitzvah Age Raised to 16 (Issue 19)
• Daniel Trumpstein and Olympians "Fire" Up Crowd of BOROPARK2012 Supporters (Issue 19)
• Rav to be Replaced by Robo-Rav (Issue 19)
• Beauty Pageant to Choose Miss Fachnyukt (Issue 19)
• Brooklyn Yeshiva Too Nice to Ask for Federal Funding (Issue 19)
• Siamese Twin More Religious Than Her Sister (Issue 2)
• Square Eye for the Amish Guy (Issue 2)
• Yehupits Located (Issue 2)
• Psak Attack Postponed Until Slower News Week (Issue 20)
• Chareidim Introduce a Book Burning Mobile (Issue 20)
• Tuches Family Tired of Being Butt of Jokes (Issue 20)
• Shimshon Hagibor Implicated in Steroid Probe (Issue 20)
• Yoda is Elected New Bobover Rebbe (Issue 21)
• Jewish Season Cancelled Due to Calendar Dispute (Issue 21)
• Suicide Bombings Down Due to Shortage of Virgins (Issue 22)
• Chareidi Group Seeks Ban of Internet Creation from Yeshiva Textbooks (Issue 22)
• "Best Kol Isha" New Hit Category at Jewish Grammies (Issue 22)
• Pork-Flavored Candy Blasted (Issue 22)
• Toyota Launches New Pritzus (Issue 22)
• Brooklyn Couple First to Admit Meeting on Dating Website (Issue 23)
• GazaDisney Management is Upbeat Despite Signs of a Slow Start (Issue 23)
• Bush Proposes Moving Nation's Capital to Williamsburg (Issue 23)
• E-Harmony Adds "Yichus" to Dimensions of Compatibility (Issue 23)
• Chasidim Refuse to Set Timetable for Lakewood Withdrawal (Issue 23)
• Lakewood Sweeps 5,382,299th Annual Stone Age Awards (Issue 24)
• Purim Celebrants to be Subject to Random Shalach Manos Searches (Issue 24)
• Lakewood Issues Piggy Ban for Piggy Bank (Issue 24)
• Brooklyn Man Constantly Mentioning He Doesn't Use the Internet (Issue 24)
• N.I.D.D.A.P.C.S. Program Introduced in Lakewood (Issue 25)
• Moses Cartoons Incite Indifference (Issue 26)
• Daf Catchup Celebrates 10th Year As Excuse For Everything (Issue 26)
• Britney Spears Increases Commitment to Satmar (Issue 27)
• Scientists Say Plutovich No Longer a Chasidus (Issue 27)
• Winner of "America's Next Top Mohel" Announced (Issue 28)
• Rabbi: California Fires Punishment for Something (Issue 28)
• Hamodia Acknowledges Existence of Women (Issue 29)
• Frei Sector Establishes Immodesty Court (Issue 29)
• Santa Claus Converts to Judaism (Issue 3)
• New England Parents Concerned Over Average Child (Issue 3)
• Report: Jews Don't Have Horns (Issue 3)
• Upsherins Trim Down Amid Recession (Issue 30)
• 75 Percent of Young Jews Are Unfit for Kollel Duty (Issue 30)
• Mendy and Hendy Return to TLC as Single Parents (Issue 30)
• Reality series Recruiting More Boro Park "Hausfrauen" (Issue 30)
• H&B to Cut Workforce 120 Percent (Issue 30)
• Man with Blue Shirt Charged After Brooklyn Yeshiva Lockdown (Issue 30)
• Palestinians Say New East Jerusalem Pregnancies Threatens Talks (Issue 31)
• FDA Approves Heretic Drug For The Annoyingly Religious (Issue 31)
• Canadian Government Releases 300,000 Men From Strategic Bochur Reserve (Issue 31)
• Anti _______ League Forms With No Purpose (Issue 4)
• Smurfette's Engagement Creates Shidduch Crisis (Issue 4)
• TheKnish.com Hires Imaginary Staff (Issue 4)
• BoroParkopoly Game Called Racist (Issue 5)
• Rappers Sampling Badchonim's Lyrics (Issue 5)
• Dell Cancels Yeshivish Tech Support (Issue 5)
• Report: Jews Really Do Rule The World (Issue 5)
• Palestinian State "Possible" in 20000005: Powell (Issue 5)
• Chanukah Bargain Hunter Trampled in Shopping Frenzy (Issue 6)
• As 'Sopranenbaums' Debuts, Hasidic-Americans Worry About Image (Issue 6)
• Jewish Tooth Fairy Sues Former Employers (Issue 6)
• "Chanukwanzaamasadan" Created to Alleviate Holiday Confusion (Issue 7)
• Report: Dieting a Segulah to Lose Weight (Issue 7)
• "We Stare at You Because We Love You" Ruled Out as Boro Park Slogan (Issue 7)
• Basic Information About OSARS (Only Simchas Acute Refresh Syndrome) (Issue 8)
• When "Fein" Meets "Nein": "Average Jew" Debuts on NBC (Issue 8)
• Kid Rock Poncho Required Tzitzis: Beis Din (Issue 8)
• When "Lai Lai Lai" Meets "Oy Oy Oy": "American Chazzan" Debuts on FOX (Issue 8)
• Gentile Eats Nothing But Jewish Food, Becomes Unstoppable Machine (Issue 8)
• From "Geshikt" to "Farikt": "The Shleprentice" Debuts on ABC (Issue 8)
• Mel Brooks Directing "The Passion of the Christ II: Mel Gibson's a Meshuganeh" (Issue 9)
• Angry Fressers March on Kosher Delightful in Protest of Supersize Phase-out (Issue 9)
• Modern Orthodox Union: New Atkins Symbol Looks Too Much Like Hechsher (Issue 9)
• Chasidic MTV Launches (Issue 9)
• New Jewish Classification Causing Quite a Stir (Issue 9)
• Freak Mikvah Accident Creates First Jewish Superheroes (Issue 9)