Issue 9
Baked March 1, 2004
Hot Stories
Mel Brooks Directing "The Passion of the Christ II: Mel Gibson's a Meshuganeh"
Judging from the dailies being released to critics, Mel Brooks' new movie promises to be the funniest of his work since his classic "Blazing Saddles." […] Full Story
Angry Fressers March on Kosher Delightful in Protest of Supersize Phase-out
Angry fressers staged an “eat-in” at a Kosher Delightful flagship restaurant in Manhattan today to protest the restaurant corporation’s recent decision to phase out its so-called Supersize portions of chazerai. […] Full Story
Modern Orthodox Union: New Atkins Symbol Looks Too Much Like Hechsher
According to the Mordern Orthodox Union the new "Atkins" symbol is creating mass confusion with shoppers revving up for Pesach. […] Full Story
Chasidic MTV Launches
Trivia buffs may know that MTV was launched on August 1, 1981 with "Video Killed the Radio Star," by The Buggles. Serious trivia buffs now know that Chasidic Music TeleVision (CMTV) was launched on March 1, 2004 with "Mezibuz," by Mordechai Ben David. […] Full Story
New Jewish Classification Causing Quite a Stir
As if the 21 classifications of Judaism weren't enough to commit to memory, a new grouping has been added to the mix and has contributed to further confusion. […] Full Story
Freak Mikvah Accident Creates First Jewish Superheroes
Five months after a freak explosion in a popular hasidic mikvah endowed five mikvagoers and one passerby with paranormal superhuman powers, forensic specialists have concluded the cause. […] Full Story
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