Baked October 1, 2003
Shnorer Avenue instead of Boardwalk? Cheapskate Chentral instead of Reading Railroad? […] Full Story
Yesterday, the two largest kohanim unions in the country organized a large protest outside the Manhattan headquarters of Agudath Israel. They claim that they've been hurt by the rising trend of parents outsourcing pidyon habens overseas. […] Full Story
Strange sights have become commonplace at Chasidic Mitzvah Tantzes, but nothing like rappers showing up to sample the creative lyrics of talented Badchonim. […] Full Story
After an onslaught of complaints, computer maker Dell Inc. has stopped using a technical support center in Brooklyn to handle calls from its corporate customers. […] Full Story
It has been confirmed by TheKnish.com sources that Jews indeed do rule the world, validating the suspicions of billions of earthlings who already knew that anyway. […] Full Story
U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powell said Wednesday that a Palestinian state was "possible" by the year 20000005 and that the United States is committed to achieving this target. […] Full Story
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On This DayOn March 29, 1128, Mordy Ovits microwaved a knish. It was delicious.