Baked September 1, 2003
Takeout deliveryman Yang Liwei has finally arrived at the International Space Station. The spacecraft, Shenzhou 5, a decade in the making, roared into the sky from the Gobi Desert at 9 a.m. Tuesday -- 9 p.m. Eastern Daylight Time -- and returned safely to the grassland of Inner Mongolia. […] Full Story
Citing numerous sources, it was reported that on Simchas Torah, Flatbush got drunk and woke up in the middle of Queens. […] Full Story
In a controversy that is bound to reverberate throughout the Jewish community, The Associated Knish published a scathing article on The Jewish Press. In it, the author, Tzvi Mendelbaum, accused The Jewish Press of being too Jewish. […] Full Story
The Anti _______ League has been formed by a core staff of twelve organizers, who have gathered over 1,400 Jews to protest um, various things. […] Full Story
The little Smurf village is overcome with joy and sadness, a result of good news and bad news. The good news is that Smurfette is finally engaged. […] Full Story
In order to pass themselves off as a burgeoning enterprise, the founders of TheKnish.com have hired three more imaginary staff members. […] Full Story
- Man Learns Torah While Standing on One Foot
- Baby is so cute you could just eat him up and cook him with the chicken soup and eat his little legs up he's so cute I wanna eat him, YOY!
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