Issue 24

Baked December 1, 2005

Hot Stories

Lakewood Sweeps 5,382,299th Annual Stone Age Awards

The stars came out last night to celebrate the best of backwards thinking in the Jewish world. Luminaries such as the Chumradika Rav and the Fachnyukte Rebbetzin were on hand for the proceedings and witnessed an awards coup like none other in the award show's history. […] Full Story

Purim Celebrants to be Subject to Random Shalach Manos Searches

Responding to "a possible threat of terror," Department of Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff announced Monday that Jewish children will be subject to random shalach manos searches this Purim season. […] Full Story

Lakewood Issues Piggy Ban for Piggy Bank

Lakewood banks are banning piggy banks because they may offend some Jews. Lakewood Mutual and Bank of Lakewood have led the move to scrap the time-honored symbol of saving from being given to children or used in their advertising, the Daily Stringency reported today. […] Full Story

Rabbis Issue Hot Air (Guidelines)

For reasons yet to be explained in drashas, a regrettable side effect of New Orleans being punished for their sodomite ways is the forecasted high heating costs this winter, which are expected to affect yidden everywhere in the Brooklyn area. […] Full Story

Brooklyn Man Constantly Mentioning He Doesn't Use the Internet

Brooklyn resident Moshe Brenner does not use the Internet, a fact he repeatedly points out to friends, family, coworkers, mailmen, brownies, dogwalkers, beggars, store clerks, 311, random strangers and his Rabbi. […] Full Story

Disappointment at New National Yeshiva Athletics Association Team Name Guidelines

Following renewed guidelines from the National Yeshiva Athletics Association of North America (NYAA-NA), many Jewish high schools around the country are renaming their school team names to meet more Jewish tastes. […] Full Story

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