Issue 18
Baked February 1, 2005
Hot Stories
Purim Postponed Due to Inclement Weather
In response to a freezing cold winter the likes of which haven’t been seen for at least a year, top Rabbis everywhere have agreed to postpone the holiday of Purim (or “Purim” as gentiles call it). […] Full Story
Surgeon General to Require Warning Labels on Cholent
The Surgeon General announced today that beginning next month, cholent will be required to carry labels warning of the long term health hazards of consumption. […] Full Story
Rabbi Proposes Belting for Belting Tunes
The Chumradika Rav has laid down the law on amateur Hebrew operatics in the shower: you may not sing. […] Full Story
PETA Exposes New Undercover Video
In the wake of the recent controversy over a kosher slaughterhouse in Iowa, PETA released a new undercover video yesterday that show even more gruesome goings-on in the kosher community. […] Full Story
Chazzan Caught Lip-Synching on SML
Cantor Binyomin Tiller of Temple Bais Conservative has been quoted as saying his voice receives "help from above." […] Full Story
Yeshiva Bochur Gets Heter to be Porn Star
Shimmy Goldblatt has a megawatt smile, killer dimples, incredible looks, a rock hard body with six-pack abs and an anatomical feature that has caused his friends to joke that the mohel didn't take off enough. […] Full Story
Cool Photos
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"Learner Earner" Philosophy Invading Other Cultures
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New Chumra Requires Photo Proof of Shel Rosh Placement
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Michlalah Girl Goes Way Way Off the Derech
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