Issue 13
Baked July 1, 2004
Hot Stories
Chumradika Rav Releases 2004 Summer Movie Guide
The Chumradika Rav released his eagerly anticipated summer movie guide today. […] Full Story
Paskesz Crumbles in Cookie Monster Scandal
Paskesz, the premiere purveyor of kosher baked goods, has laid off head baker, Cookie Monster, and accountant, The Count, amidst allegations of financial and culinary chicanery. […] Full Story
New Search Engine Jewgle Launches
Inspired by Google's upcoming IPO, two brothers from Brooklyn have launched a new search engine called Jewgle. […] Full Story
Cabinet Member: Dismissal "No Fair, Telling My Mommy"
Claiming that his dismissal from Ariel Sharon's cabinet was against the rules, cabinet minister Avigdor Lieberman vowed to take his case to the highest authorities. […] Full Story
Far Rockaway Woman Undergoes Snoodectomy
A Far Rockaway woman is recovering today from a snoodectomy - a controversial new surgical technique developed by top Jewish doctors at Beth Israel Medical Center and Long Island Jewish Hospital. […] Full Story
Hocker Gets Honest-to-Goodness J-O-B
In a move that stunned hockers everywhere, long time hocker Yanky Goldberg, of Flatbush, accepted a position at a Newark-based telecommunications company in their technical support department. […] Full Story
Cool Photos
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Chassid Prays for Gloves
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Israel Institutes New Checkpoints to Find the 72 Virgins
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Fialkoff's Unveils New Luxury Bungalows for Summer 2004
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