Midwood Mother Achieves Rare Naches Triple Crown
BROOKLYN, NY — [TheKnish.com] Rona Millit of Midwood Brooklyn is flying high on a record-breaking naches streak. On Tuesday, June 24th, her youngest shaifele, Shprintzy Baila, got engaged to a doctor. On Wednesday, June 25th, her oldest shaifele, Shimon Noosin, graduated from Kingborough Community College with a doctor's degree. On Thursday, June 26th, her middle child, Ariel Hemingway Faigele, married a doctor.
It's almost too much simcha to withstand, said Mrs. Millit. "This is like, the most simcha possible in a 3 day span." I thought that *I* gave my parents naches when I married a doctor one day, visited the doctor the next day, and was pregnant with a future doctor the next day, but this takes the cake."
And she'll eat it too. Mazel tov, Mrs. Millit!
Martin Bodek is short, dark, handsome, runs marathons (finishes them too!), can solve a Rubik's Cube in 1:47, is a big TED chasid, can whup your keister in Scrabble, loves halva, co-founded TheKnish.com, and writes books from 5-9: http://www.lulu.com/spotlight/mbodekatgmaildotcom
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