June 1, 2003 | Issue 1

Midwood Mother Achieves Rare Naches Triple Crown

BROOKLYN, NY — [TheKnish.com] Rona Millit of Midwood Brooklyn is flying high on a record-breaking naches streak. On Tuesday, June 24th, her youngest shaifele, Shprintzy Baila, got engaged to a doctor. On Wednesday, June 25th, her oldest shaifele, Shimon Noosin, graduated from Kingborough Community College with a doctor's degree. On Thursday, June 26th, her middle child, Ariel Hemingway Faigele, married a doctor.

It's almost too much simcha to withstand, said Mrs. Millit. "This is like, the most simcha possible in a 3 day span." I thought that *I* gave my parents naches when I married a doctor one day, visited the doctor the next day, and was pregnant with a future doctor the next day, but this takes the cake."

And she'll eat it too. Mazel tov, Mrs. Millit!

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2 Comments

comment Doctor Michel said...

As a Yeshivishe Professor at Kingsborough Community College (it's emes, nisht a shekker), I would like to add my qualified Mazel Tov on Doctor Shimon Noosin. No offense to Mrs. Millit, but becoming a Doctor at my fine institution is sort of like being one of the Top 75% of students in the Beis Class; something to be proud of, but you wouldn't exactly put it on your bumper sticker.

Mazel Tov, Shimon Noosin -- your invitation to join our faculty is in the mail.

April 1, 2008 at 10:06 p.m.

comment Martin Bodek said...

Doctor Michel, Shimon Noosin is still waiting for the piece of mail. Nu? You're holding up future naches from happening!

April 6, 2008 at 2:54 a.m.

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