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March 17, 2010 | Issue 30|
Upsherins Trim Down Amid Recession | 75 Percent of Young Jews Are Unfit for Kollel Duty | Mendy and Hendy Return to TLC as Single Parents | Reality series Recruiting More Boro Park "Hausfrauen" | H&B to Cut Workforce 120 Percent | Man with Blue Shirt Charged After Brooklyn Yeshiva Lockdown
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November 12, 2008 | Issue 29
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Hamodia Acknowledges Existence of Women | Member Expelled From Gay Synagogue for Secret Heterosexual Relationship | The Hot Chanie Field Guide | Tzedakah Guarantees Real Aniyim to Contributors, or Else | Eyes of the World on Israel as the 32nd Shmolympics Begin | Frei Sector Establishes Immodesty Court
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December 1, 2007 | Issue 28
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"Baruch Hashem" Usage at Epidemic Levels, Baruch Hashem | Ahmadinejad Awarded Special Title: Yemach Shemo | Winner of "America's Next Top Mohel" Announced | Rabbi: California Fires Punishment for Something | E-Mechila: You'll be Virtually Forgiven | 60,000 LED Menorahs Recalled
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April 1, 2007 | Issue 27
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Britney Spears Increases Commitment to Satmar | El Al Hires Hocker Mashgiach Under Rabbinic Pressure | New Pesach Hotel Package Introduces Separate Rooming | Scientists Say Plutovich No Longer a Chasidus | British Officials Bust Man Davening B'Yichidus | Eleven Sephardic Teens Missing from Deal
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July 1, 2006 | Issue 26
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Stampede Kills Twelve At Annual Religious Gathering | Rabbis Forbid the Name "Suri" | Synagogue Rabbi’s Approval Rating Sinks To 29 Percent | Moses Cartoons Incite Indifference | Segulah Combat Unit Formed | Daf Catchup Celebrates 10th Year As Excuse For Everything
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March 1, 2006 | Issue 25
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New Fruit Hits Supermarket Shelves | New Site Makes Dates for Apostates | N.I.D.D.A.P.C.S. Program Introduced in Lakewood | Kashering Dishes to Avoid Broadcasting Television | Archaeologists Uncover Achashveyrosh’s Throne | Israeli Restauranteur and American Engineer Find New Markets For Leftover Chulent
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December 1, 2005 | Issue 24
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Lakewood Sweeps 5,382,299th Annual Stone Age Awards | Purim Celebrants to be Subject to Random Shalach Manos Searches | Lakewood Issues Piggy Ban for Piggy Bank | Rabbis Issue Hot Air (Guidelines) | Brooklyn Man Constantly Mentioning He Doesn't Use the Internet | Disappointment at New National Yeshiva Athletics Association Team Name Guidelines
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September 1, 2005 | Issue 23
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Brooklyn Couple First to Admit Meeting on Dating Website | GazaDisney Management is Upbeat Despite Signs of a Slow Start | Bush Proposes Moving Nation's Capital to Williamsburg | Runaway Kallah Turns Up With a Veil Over Her Head | E-Harmony Adds "Yichus" to Dimensions of Compatibility | Chasidim Refuse to Set Timetable for Lakewood Withdrawal
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July 1, 2005 | Issue 22
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Suicide Bombings Down Due to Shortage of Virgins | Chareidi Group Seeks Ban of Internet Creation from Yeshiva Textbooks | "Best Kol Isha" New Hit Category at Jewish Grammies | Pork-Flavored Candy Blasted | Toyota Launches New Pritzus | Modern Orthodox Conference Largest Ever
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June 1, 2005 | Issue 21
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Chassid Finds Finger in His Shirayim | Gedolim Mull Making Shavuot Earlier | Yoda is Elected New Bobover Rebbe | Jewish Season Cancelled Due to Calendar Dispute | Research Suggests Preference for Rabeinu Tam Tefillin Is Genetic | Parents Group Finds Creative New Way to Pay for Tuition and Thwart 'Charedization'
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April 1, 2005 | Issue 20
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God Kills the Angel of Death | Psak Attack Postponed Until Slower News Week | This Year's Kosher Circus Even Frummer | Chareidim Introduce a Book Burning Mobile | Tuches Family Tired of Being Butt of Jokes | Shimshon Hagibor Implicated in Steroid Probe
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March 1, 2005 | Issue 19
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Protesters Rally Over Lack of Food at Siyum | Bar Mitzvah Age Raised to 16 | Daniel Trumpstein and Olympians "Fire" Up Crowd of BOROPARK2012 Supporters | Rav to be Replaced by Robo-Rav | Beauty Pageant to Choose Miss Fachnyukt | Brooklyn Yeshiva Too Nice to Ask for Federal Funding
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February 1, 2005 | Issue 18
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Purim Postponed Due to Inclement Weather | Surgeon General to Require Warning Labels on Cholent | Rabbi Proposes Belting for Belting Tunes | PETA Exposes New Undercover Video | Chazzan Caught Lip-Synching on SML | Yeshiva Bochur Gets Heter to be Porn Star
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January 1, 2005 | Issue 17
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Jewish Mother Unable to Experience Guilt | Jews Protest Friday Christmas Eves | Overfishing Places Gefilte on Endangered Species List | New Tzedakah to Attract Gullible People | Police Uncover Chain of S and M Clubs in Brooklyn | United Nations Blames Jews for Tsunami
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December 1, 2004 | Issue 16
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Holy Sheet! Hits the Spot | Two Jews Found Holding Same Opinion | Deceased Arafat Denies Link to Resurrection Bombers | Shadchan World Shocked by Truth Scandal | Skivvies Scandal Enters Spin Cycle | Derech Pesoyim Launches Campaign to End Fleishig Fear
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November 1, 2004 | Issue 15
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Orthodox "Survivor" Driving Tribemates Batty | Jewish Entertainment Industry Executive Marries Jewish Woman | Talibanos Yaakov Announces New Tznius Requirements | Mikvah Lady Shortage Hits Crisis Mode | Rabbi to Announce Discovery of Most Important Mitzvah | Shtiebel Unveils Plans to Replace Mechitzah with Security Wall
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August 1, 2004 | Issue 14
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ACLU Holds Conference on Sheitel Head Rights | UN Condemns Itself for Missed Opportunities to Condemn Israel | Boro Park Site of First Hocker Depot | Satmar Athletes Protest Rule Changes for Olympics | Arabs: McGreevey Scandal Perpetrated by the Mossad | Israeli Awarded Gold in Judo Without Competing
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July 1, 2004 | Issue 13
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Chumradika Rav Releases 2004 Summer Movie Guide | Paskesz Crumbles in Cookie Monster Scandal | New Search Engine Jewgle Launches | Cabinet Member: Dismissal "No Fair, Telling My Mommy" | Far Rockaway Woman Undergoes Snoodectomy | Hocker Gets Honest-to-Goodness J-O-B
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June 1, 2004 | Issue 12
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Shabbos Goyim Go On Work Stoppage Work Stoppage | Shabbos Robes Declared Shatnez; Men Rejoice | Health Report: Krazel Payos Syndrome | Shomrim's Finest Clobber Bigfoot to Death | West Orange Mother Wins 2004 Kvelling Bee | Online Shul Tightens Security After Receiving Abusive Visitors
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May 1, 2004 | Issue 11
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Tony Soprano Put in Cheirem for Keeping Wife an Agunah | Palestinian Militants Protest America's Illegal Occupation of Mars | Mattel Announces New Jewish Barbie Line | Chief Rabbi: Wigs Out | David Blainestein Attempts New Jewish Endurance Record | Hat Store Accused of Wig-sider Trading
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April 1, 2004 | Issue 10
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Streaker Disrupts Circus for Hasidim | Palestinian Militants Run Out of Funny Excuses for Suicide Missions | Mrs. Adler's Hechsher Removed Due to Immodest Dress on Label | Tallis Injuries on the Rise | Jews Interested in Controlling Mars | Hollywood Introduces Goy Alert System
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March 1, 2004 | Issue 9
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Mel Brooks Directing "The Passion of the Christ II: Mel Gibson's a Meshuganeh" | Angry Fressers March on Kosher Delightful in Protest of Supersize Phase-out | Modern Orthodox Union: New Atkins Symbol Looks Too Much Like Hechsher | Chasidic MTV Launches | New Jewish Classification Causing Quite a Stir | Freak Mikvah Accident Creates First Jewish Superheroes
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January 1, 2004 | Issue 8
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Basic Information About OSARS (Only Simchas Acute Refresh Syndrome) | When "Fein" Meets "Nein": "Average Jew" Debuts on NBC | Kid Rock Poncho Required Tzitzis: Beis Din | When "Lai Lai Lai" Meets "Oy Oy Oy": "American Chazzan" Debuts on FOX | Gentile Eats Nothing But Jewish Food, Becomes Unstoppable Machine | From "Geshikt" to "Farikt": "The Shleprentice" Debuts on ABC
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December 1, 2003 | Issue 7
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"Chanukwanzaamasadan" Created to Alleviate Holiday Confusion | Movie Review: "Lubavinator 3: Rise of The Lubavitchers" | "They" Are Finally Revealed | Report: Dieting a Segulah to Lose Weight | "We Stare at You Because We Love You" Ruled Out as Boro Park Slogan | "Angry Chicken" Disease Peril to Chicken Soup Industry
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November 1, 2003 | Issue 6
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Review: The Sopranenbaums Premiere Episode | Chanukah Bargain Hunter Trampled in Shopping Frenzy | As 'Sopranenbaums' Debuts, Hasidic-Americans Worry About Image | Iraqi Rabbi Gets Upsherin | Jewish Tooth Fairy Sues Former Employers | RIAA Sues Yeshiva File Traders
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October 1, 2003 | Issue 5
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BoroParkopoly Game Called Racist | Kohanim Unions Protest Overseas Labor | Rappers Sampling Badchonim's Lyrics | Dell Cancels Yeshivish Tech Support | Report: Jews Really Do Rule The World | Palestinian State "Possible" in 20000005: Powell
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September 1, 2003 | Issue 4
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Taikonaut Finally Arrives With Chinese Food | Flatbush Gets Drunk on Simchas Torah, Finds Self in Queens | Allegation: Jewish Press Too Jewish | Anti _______ League Forms With No Purpose | Smurfette's Engagement Creates Shidduch Crisis | TheKnish.com Hires Imaginary Staff
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August 1, 2003 | Issue 3
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Santa Claus Converts to Judaism | Mendel The Mouse Commits Suicide | Girls Flee Modern LA for Frum Boro Park | New England Parents Concerned Over Average Child | The Chassidus for the 21st Century | Report: Jews Don't Have Horns
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July 1, 2003 | Issue 2
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Siamese Twin More Religious Than Her Sister | A Tree Grows in Brooklyn | Square Eye for the Amish Guy | Gang Warfare in Boro Park | Yehupits Located | Report: Jewish Obsession Linked to Jewish Genes
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June 1, 2003 | Issue 1
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Brooklyn is the Center of the Universe | Boring Conversation During Rabbi's Speech | Midwood Mother Achieves Rare Naches Triple Crown | Mayor Bloomberg Declares Other Cities Axis of Evil | Riots After Dreidel Championships | Shnurer Union Formed
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